*eyeroll*

sige pa pa pogi points pa kayo. eat your cake while you still can.

NDCC recommends state of calamity in Mindanao

i was alarmed when i heard someone crying outside our house last night. it sounded like a howl and a moan. it’s a very sad sound.

so i took a look to check what’s going on. and what i saw moved me.

one of our guard dogs/mongrel - which we did not give name - was lying like a floormat with foaming blood coming out of her mouth. she was looking at me as if she was asking for help. she was asking for help.

if i could i would have had helped her, but i can only come close and stare blankly.

and i am not even sure if she died because of a disease because she was healthier. when there was a strange illness among dogs, she was not affected by it.

i sense there is something wrong. and i am definitely sure that it’s foul play.

doggie, forgive me for i can only do so much. karma is a bitch on wheels, you can have your revenge someday.

till then.

xoxo,

atty magman

Dear CBCP,

quit meddling with politics and continue preaching His Word, since that’s the only power that has been bestowed upon you.

back in my Philippine History class in college, our professor told us why you guys keep sticking your nose to the dirty surface that is Philippine Government. she told us that it’s because Spanish missionaries were sent to these God-forsaken islands to advertise Christianity and eat what ’s on their plate, bring it back to their country, and own whatever land they own. some of them weren’t even priests but just posers who wanted to lead these lands. and this practice has been passed on from generation to generation even up until now. and no, she’s not bluffing. perhaps, you know Ms. Carolina P. Danao, former Dean of College of Arts and Social Sciences of Mindanao State University - IIT? if you do, then perhaps you really know what she’s saying. but then i digress.

i was born a year before EDSA I sparked and amazed the whole world  how bloodless revolution can be even possible. and I am at awe for the fact that Cardinal Sin (may God bless his soul - but then i guess They are Kumpadres up there) contributed a lot in uniting the whole of Metro Manila and some provinces in ousting the late president and semi-idol Ferdie. but then, this fact does not give you free passes of meddling with what the government should do and what should not do.

first, you guys should STOP preaching political issues during mass. God, i hate it when i happen to listen to one. one reason why i do not go to church more often. instead of saying the Good News, you invite church goers to a rally. on the streets. what the hell is that?  and worse, you guys point out the dirty marks on politicians that you don’t support. you say that’s the benefit of all. i say that’s selling out. i think you should stick to the Holy Bible. you will see there’s no Philippine Elections written there.

second, if you do not have any suggestions in solving the country’s problem with population, then stop ricocheting words of disagreement and disgust on the solution. it just gives me the creeps to think that we will double our number in a few years. that means more hungry people, more homeless families, more jobless individuals, a dirtier country full of dirty people that are so hard to educate because they have dirtier minds and because you are just okay with it. the morales of the kids nowadays are getting low. i can eavesdrop on kids talking on the street about sex. kids of about 8 to 12 years old talking about sex. if this does not scare you, you might have the problem, not them, not us. speaking of sex…

have you guys heard about HIV? how about AIDS? i bet you have. in case you haven’t, well it’s really a serious case and sex education and contraceptives like condom are good help. but why are you guys so afraid of the rubber? why do you keep on saying that it is not for a good cause? because it degrades what you believe in? seriously, i think it’s because you guys don’t have the freedom to f*ck any churchgoer that you have an eye with (or because you can’t just have the liberty to discuss about who you made love with - aminin). i have observed, the Filipinos are getting hornier by the minute. and horny Filipinos are getting younger, too. why? because the more you oppose, the more they will rebel.  if you can’t be so supportive about this cause, imagine the thrill.

lastly, stop speaking in behalf of your beliefs (or lack thereof). that’s just too selfish and it does not help us improve and also does not give us the right to proclaim ourselves as a better nation. i am pleading you to stop injecting what you oppose to thousands and millions of people who attend to your preachings because you do not know what it is like to feed 5, 6, and even 20 children with only 100 pesos a day. you don’t know what it is to have incurable disease that most victims don’t know they have it.

stop, because you simply don’t know.

6969,

atty magman

so, do you recognize this Filipino Hottie from a bank commercial?

his name is Jan Ia O’. i’ve heard of his name from years ago, i think he wrote a column in Chalk before (i don’t know if hes till does now). but i never thought he is one gorgeous Filipino Hottie. and he needs your help

he is in a worldwide competition by UNITED COLORS OF BENNETTON. according to Chuvaness.com,

“
IT’S MY TIME is a worldwide search for fresh faces and new styles for Benetton’s 2010 campaign.
The top 100 faces will be published in Benetton’s new book and go on a 200-euro shopping spree.
From the 100 finalists Benetton’s panel of judges will pick 20 to fly to New York for the Benetton campaign fashion shoot.
Voting ends March 16th and the winners will be announced March 18th. ”

this Filipino Hottie seriously needs your vote. So please help our fellow kababayan! To vote for him, simply REGISTER and VOTE FOR JAN IA O‘. simple.

so vote na for Jan la O’, my first ever Filipino Hottie Alert! like now na!

scurred.

this pic was taken at our garage last night. the lights were out, and we were having internet connection problems. i took shots for art’s sake. here’s what i got:

notice that clump of air beside that hitad? it looks like a figure of a woman with coiffed hair and her right hand is resting on her neck.

i do not know if this is just a accidental effect of the camera or not. i do not mind if it is not real. but that’s one scary photo there.

here’s another one we took after i shocked everyone with the pic. just to test if it’s still there or not:

you be the judge. boo.

here’s what Miss C. of http://chuvaness.com can say about Kris Aquino’s statement re Ruffa G walkout incident.

“I had dinner with Noy tonight after his tv commercial shoot.
He told me di raw ba pwede na may quiet Sunday kami? (two words: duct tape)
And he asked why sya nadamay when he’s not even part of the Buzz
I would like to extend a loving hug to Ruffa.
I viewed the tape and although I still feel I gave my comment with affection. (two words: cariño brutal)
Maybe it made her feel even worse because she’s moving in a new direction.
We had what I believed was a good working relationship in the almost 2 years we were together on the Buzz.
I can also understand why Ruffa’s mom dislikes Noynoy and my family.
Maybe because of association and our vocal proclamation of admiration for Dingdong. (why damay Dingdong when he’s not even part of the Buzz?)
And his selfless contribution to help Noy’s presidential bid.
It is with Ruffa that I enjoyed a healthy working relationship with.
And I only have good words to say about her.
To Ruffa, I sincerely apologize for causing you hurt.
My brother Noynoy would like to add that we live in a democracy.
One where we are very free to make our own choice for president.
This text came from my sister Pinky : Tomorrow is Women’s day. (why damay Women’s Month?)
And March is women’s month. Fyi, it was mom who passed laws making this possible. (why damay Cory, she’s not part of The Buzz?)
(Proclamation No. 224 and 227, both signed in March 1988).
And RA 6949 (signed April 1990 - declares March 8 as National Women’s Day. (seriously, anong kinalaman ng Women’s Day?)
We celebrate women who triumphed despite odds and need to look at ways to further improve.
That’s why I want Ruffa to have a great career ahead of her because she is a woman.
Raising two beautiful daughters, and I champion all women who triumph despite the odds.
Just like my own mom. (Mom na naman??)
Noy told me in any election, we’ll have our share of supporters and harshest critics.
And if you can’t take the heat, then politics isn’t for you.
As a woman, and as Ruffa’s mom and the lola of Lorin and Venice, I respect you Tita Anabelle. (meaning, you’re freaking scared of Anabelle)
And on behalf of our family, I apologize for the distress we caused yours. (Why damay your entire family? Leave Baby James alone!)
Hindi po ako mayabang, kaya ako nagpapakumbaba ngayon. (kasi may eleksyon)
On a last note, I promised Noy that if he does WIN, and I’m a cause of stress for him and his presidency..
I will gladly take my two boys to live anywhere there’s TFC. (can we have that notarized? wait. hindi ba kasama si James?)
So that I can continue to work but with our Overseas Filipino brothers and sisters. (I’m sure you think of them a LOT)
Of course Noy said - dinner daw yun - hindi teleserye ko. (the world is your teleserye, Kris)
I love my family and I’m so grateful to have such a supportive and grounded brother and sisters, (sic)
Who have learned to love me for what I am. (and they deserve a medal, like James and your mom)
Thank you for your time and may god bless all of us with a peaceful weekend.”
(you need a peaceful MONTH. please go on a retreat Kris. Samahan pa kita. NOT. xoxo!)

- don’t you just love Chuvaness? lolz

one of the things that i envy about other countries is that they really have good service when it comes to their restaurants. they make sure you are properly seated, they make sure they get your orders right, and they do anything they can just to make sure you are enjoying your stay, your meal and most importantly, your experience with them.

here in the Philippines, hmm, let’s just say that  most of them don’t follow such practice. even giant fastfood chains are no exception. and here is my little experience with Chowking Velez - Cagayan de Oro.

because of the daily power outage, i have no choice but to hunt for coffee shops or bistro that has WiFi connection for the past few weeks. and since i am starting to run out of cash, my brother and i went to Chowking Velez (near Gaisano City and Capitol Hall of Misamis Oriental), just to have black gulaman, rather than having gourmet coffee (malayo pa ang Friday).

at first we were disappointed that they took time to clean up tables. i have asked 2 waiters a couple of times to kindly clean our tables. but they just nodded and never returned, until me and my brother said in a composed but demanding tone “bida, ganiha ra mi dire, unaha mi dire (for God’s sake, we’ve been here for a while now, please clean this table up first). and so off he cleaned it. and our order arrived soon after cleaning.

moments later, the supervisor came close to my table and asked if i was waiting for something. i said no, and i found out that the cue is still on my table, so he grabbed it and, i don’t know but i felt he hates my presence. and in a matter of seconds my WiFi connection was gone.

i panicked because i was still in the middle of a conversation with a client. we were not finished yet with our talk but it suddenly cut-off! wth!

i then went to the cash register to ask if there’s something wrong with the connection, apparently my brother’s connection got cut off, too (just to show that it’s not my laptop’s fault). i asked one of the cashiers, and she pointed me out to that supervisor who approached me on my table while i was doing work. he then told me that he will refresh the router or something, so i went back to my table. i refreshed it but still, no darn connection.

i was about to lose my cool, when i approached a waiter who was busing out dishes, i asked him “kuya, may time limit ba internet niyo?” he said wala. and then i told him “eh bakit naman nawala connection ko?” he asked if i have entered,  the right password, i said yes. and just as soon i was about to ask something, he left, as if he was done with my problem. no, he was not yet done!

i asked my brother if we could leave immediately, and so off we went.

and if you might think i am just being dramatic, see, i am not the only one who has experienced the same problem with the same establishment.

a year ago, my friend Robstroy shared his sentiment with Chowking Velez. you can read his post on how Chowking Velez sucks here.

one of the things that our food and beverage industry lacking is the proper training of their staff and crew. nakakainis isipin, to think we are known for being hospitable, but we can be so rude and judgmental to our own brothers and sisters.

i am deeply disappointed with this because it could have cost me a good client and my job just because my connection got cut off. i am so lucky enough my client understood the ordeal i had gone through. but what if i was not? what if he would reject my work right then and there? and what if it could happen to you, and you are not as lucky as me? hassle, right?

so if you want to go out and you are looking for WiFi location around the city, going to Chowking Velez in Cagayan de Oro City is not really a good idea.

i hope that this entry will come to the establishment’s attention.

6969,

atty magman

*i updated some major typos. i was rushing to finish this post because my lappy’s battery was about to go kaput. sorry about that* -magman

… for too much LSS-ing on this song.

you just have to love gaga. at least once in your lifetime.

but oh my look at that panty…

*i will just jot this down before i go to sleep. our rotating blackout schedule here in Mindanao is slowly becoming a woman: unpredictable* kidding

so it’s confirmed that Ruffa Gutierrez (or Guttierez? sorry, until now i still get confused with the right spelling) is out of ABS-CBN and off to TV5 (i first thought GMA). but Kris Aquino/Noy Aquino’s sister/James Yap’s wife/Baby Jame’s mother/her parent’s daughter has said something that made Ruffa aggravated, emotional, and finally walked away of “The Buzz” set.

here is the video of the said incident:

way to go, Kris. there goes your brother’s plus points, too.

moments later, monster mom Annabelle Rama, predictably, made a reaction paper on “The S Files” (plus Pia Guanio’s eyeroll reaction is a classic - watch out for 0:14):

here are my 50 peso bill (because two cents? that’s damn small!):

- Kris Aquino is known to be tactless, but just because we know that fact does not mean that she can get away with it. she really needs to know when to shut up.

- i might not like Ruffa at all times because she’s OA, you know? but i am for her this time, because it’s not right to make a joke out of someone’s sadness. especially if the joke is not really designed for comfort. it’s like losing your wallet and your friends will laugh at you because you’re broke.

- Raymond Gutierrez is gay.

- Pia Guanio needs to know when to not roll her eyes. on national TV.

- after listening to monster mom’s phone patch, Annabelle Rama reminds me of this video clip:

every once in a while i admire Asian looking men. i don’t know but guys with chinky eyes do not really hit me that hard. the picture below may  find me a reason?

no. no. no. no.

except for some few exceptions. and, if you have been following my blog, you will know by heart who are the exceptions (wink wink).

and yet here is another addition to my exclusive chinky fascination:  Yoonha Hwang or also known as Piano Man!

i assumed immediately that he is Korean, which is unusual for me, since i draw to Japanese guys more than Koreans. but moving on …

according to this site,  he is 23 years old, and a music student of Yonsei University.

he plays the piano so well, i automatically like him! i envy those who can play the piano really well!

i hope this guy will pay a visit to the Philippines, and play for us. hehehe

here is his piano cover of Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance: