here’s what Miss C. of http://chuvaness.com can say about Kris Aquino’s statement re Ruffa G walkout incident.

“I had dinner with Noy tonight after his tv commercial shoot.
He told me di raw ba pwede na may quiet Sunday kami? (two words: duct tape)
And he asked why sya nadamay when he’s not even part of the Buzz
I would like to extend a loving hug to Ruffa.
I viewed the tape and although I still feel I gave my comment with affection. (two words: cariño brutal)
Maybe it made her feel even worse because she’s moving in a new direction.
We had what I believed was a good working relationship in the almost 2 years we were together on the Buzz.
I can also understand why Ruffa’s mom dislikes Noynoy and my family.
Maybe because of association and our vocal proclamation of admiration for Dingdong. (why damay Dingdong when he’s not even part of the Buzz?)
And his selfless contribution to help Noy’s presidential bid.
It is with Ruffa that I enjoyed a healthy working relationship with.
And I only have good words to say about her.
To Ruffa, I sincerely apologize for causing you hurt.
My brother Noynoy would like to add that we live in a democracy.
One where we are very free to make our own choice for president.
This text came from my sister Pinky : Tomorrow is Women’s day. (why damay Women’s Month?)
And March is women’s month. Fyi, it was mom who passed laws making this possible. (why damay Cory, she’s not part of The Buzz?)
(Proclamation No. 224 and 227, both signed in March 1988).
And RA 6949 (signed April 1990 - declares March 8 as National Women’s Day. (seriously, anong kinalaman ng Women’s Day?)
We celebrate women who triumphed despite odds and need to look at ways to further improve.
That’s why I want Ruffa to have a great career ahead of her because she is a woman.
Raising two beautiful daughters, and I champion all women who triumph despite the odds.
Just like my own mom. (Mom na naman??)
Noy told me in any election, we’ll have our share of supporters and harshest critics.
And if you can’t take the heat, then politics isn’t for you.
As a woman, and as Ruffa’s mom and the lola of Lorin and Venice, I respect you Tita Anabelle. (meaning, you’re freaking scared of Anabelle)
And on behalf of our family, I apologize for the distress we caused yours. (Why damay your entire family? Leave Baby James alone!)
Hindi po ako mayabang, kaya ako nagpapakumbaba ngayon. (kasi may eleksyon)
On a last note, I promised Noy that if he does WIN, and I’m a cause of stress for him and his presidency..
I will gladly take my two boys to live anywhere there’s TFC. (can we have that notarized? wait. hindi ba kasama si James?)
So that I can continue to work but with our Overseas Filipino brothers and sisters. (I’m sure you think of them a LOT)
Of course Noy said - dinner daw yun - hindi teleserye ko. (the world is your teleserye, Kris)
I love my family and I’m so grateful to have such a supportive and grounded brother and sisters, (sic)
Who have learned to love me for what I am. (and they deserve a medal, like James and your mom)
Thank you for your time and may god bless all of us with a peaceful weekend.”
(you need a peaceful MONTH. please go on a retreat Kris. Samahan pa kita. NOT. xoxo!)

- don’t you just love Chuvaness? lolz

… for too much LSS-ing on this song.

you just have to love gaga. at least once in your lifetime.

but oh my look at that panty…

hello frenemies,

mara: ganda ng bangs mo ate clara. kaso what's with the face? nakadisplay ka pa naman sa photoframe. clara: grrr...

i was just thinking randomly what makes a Pinoy soap opera, a Pinoy soap opera. last night, i wrote all the facts i have observed while watching Habang may buhay:

1.) if it has Judy Ann Santos on a primetime.

2.) if the lead gets separated from his/her family.

3.) Pinoy soap opera is a small world. you will never know you have already met your mom.

4.) there’s kidnapping involved.

5.) kontrabidas, regardless of how sexy and girly, know how to man a gun.

6.) goons are always panget.

7.) you will instantly know if the kontrabida has an evil scheme when she turns her back on the people.

8.) yaya knows something you don’t know.

9.) seriously, what’s wrong with being adopted?

10.) palaging may naoospital.

11.) don’t mess with your lola. either she can kick ass or she has high blood.

12.) if the lead is rich, the love interest is poor or vice versa.

13.) rich people always eat hotdogs for breakfast.

14.) kontrabidas can’t deal with their insecurities. all the time.

15.) haba ng hair ng love interest. pinag aagawan. all the time.

16.) leads can’t dress up properly.

17.) pag di nabibigyan ang gusto, magagalit kay inay.

18.) neighbors are chismosas.

19.) neighbors will make chismis even in front of you, causing a commotion.

20.) pag nalaman ni bida na mayaman pala ang totoong pamilya, pupunta ng States at englisera na pagbalik.

well that’s all i can think of, for now. if you have anything to add, just leave it as a comment!

so what’s your one liner?

don’t be shy…

thanks to her majesty, ganda ever so much!

thank you geejay for the pic

i saw this on my plurk timeline this morning and i actually thought it’s funny.

manny pacquaio blowing a kiss.

lolz

to hell that girl. we have so much Krista na.

mwah!

just for fun, what do you think is the best caption for that pic?

post it on the comment section, ha?

see yah around!

shot to the heart and you're to blame....

7 more days and it is zee day that most young Filipinos dread.

yep, it’s the over commercialized Valentine’s Day.

i still remember i really had to wore a red shirt back in 6th grade because, hey hey hey it’s Valentine’s Day.

i really don’t know who motivated me to do such thing, but looking back i kinda find it patitik! lolz

and for those who are getting antsy for the said date, i am giving you 30 cool reasons why you really don’t have to fret over it, because you’ll end up looking stupid tired (?)

HERE ARE THE 30!

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kawang gawa naman this time.

for those who aspire to become the next supermodel, watch the vid…

ano bang kaguluhang ito?

but, like the saying goes, do not judge a youtube video by its thuumbnail.

read more to see the video!

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tired ka na ba sa magulong mundo? nood ka na lang nito.

it’s a 15-part youtube epic about a gay warrior who sent out his life story to Ma’am Charo Santos, no less.

watch the first part here…
would love to post the embed video but it has been disabled by the author. so watch mo na lang sa youtube.

trust me, kakabagiin ka.

natuwa naman ako sa poem na ito. =)

baw!