kwento ko lang what happened last Sunday evening on my way home from Ketkai.

i went to Ketkai to meet up with my friend and master photographer Bon Aserios (nuks) to get a copy of some pics for the emag. after a while umuwi na din ako because may pupuntahan pa akong iba sa kapitbahay.

then i waited for a taxi kaya lang walang dumadaan on Rosario Arcade, so i walked towards the nearby Robinson’s kasi may nakahilerang taxi. i then made a signal to the first taxi i saw na super tinted ang windows.

i told him to take me to this chorva ekbong subdivision so off we went.

while nasa highway na kami, he became a bit giddy and all. nahuhuli ko pa siyang nakatitig sa akin through the rear view mirror (tama ba? yung nasa pagitan ng driver and passenger seat?) deadma ko na lang.

paglampas ng marcos bridge na shock na lang ako sa tinanong niya

“boss, liko tayo sa High Time?”

tinanong ko ulit “say what??”

“liko tayo sa High Time. pang boundary lang”

dun pa lang, i was trying to keep my cool, poise lang. pero ang utak ko nag spin 500 revolutions per second

“eh… dun na tayo sa Mulawan lumiko, mas malapit.:” i told him, to let him think that i was thinking that he was talking about shorcuts. lolz

while entering Chenelyn subdivision, a subdivision before our destination, niliko niya ako sa wrong direction. si masyado mahilig si manong sa biglang liko.

“manong, chorva ekbong po. hindi chenelyn!”

“ay akala ko sabi mo chenelyn.”

“di kaya!”

naweweirdohan ako sa kaniya. lolz. balak talaga niyang agawan ako ng puri. che niya. kaya di pa ako nakaabot sa amin – mga 10 meters away from us, bumaba na ako, at inantay na umalis siya, feigning reading sms.. pag alis niya ay umalis na din ako..

lolz. nga naman, gawin lahat para sa boundary.

pero kung kamuka niya itong taong to…

.. aba’y why not! pwedeng pwede, kahit ihi-an niya pa ako! lolz

6969,

atty magman

sawi ba sa pag-ibig?  bagsak ba sa PE 4? na snatch ba ang bagong biling dildo mo? nabuntis mo ba si Yaya Marinel at si Yaya Becbec? nasaksak mo ba ng 100 beses ang kaaway mo na di sinadya?

kung ano man ang problema mo may solution ako diyan. watch niyo na lang ang videong ito. and i swear, peksman, taya ko buhay ng aming kapitbahay, sasaya ka… watch na lang the vid. hehe

so let’s make a little contest shall we?

uhm, what could be a better way to celebrate a birthday of all sorts than singing your hearts out in a videoke bar. right? RIGHT? amineeen, gawain mo yan kahit walang celebration.

no, i am not going to hold a singing contest. 2012 is not really that far and by letting everyone sing will make powers-that-be decide to move it to an earlier year *gulp*

this contest is called “give me a song”

below is a picture of me, about to slash a wrist for being too emo.. thanks queen mafia miah for the pic…

now all you have to do is to suggest what line of a song is best to put below the picture and make tabon my “beltbag”

this is a month long contest so you can send as many entries as you want (write it on the comments section okies?)

and prizes will be announced later. hehe

so get that songbook and start sending entries now na..

6969,

atty magman

so, do you recognize him?

well, if you were a hard core thug lovin party goer back in the earl 2000s this is really easy for you. but if not, heto sayo..

looks like 50 cent does not have a lot of birthdays left. hmm..
well, preparation lang niya yan for a role in a movie.. hehehe wag na matakot. magiging hot ulit yan swear!

thanks macky!

“I had dinner with Noy tonight after his tv commercial shoot.
He told me di raw ba pwede na may quiet Sunday kami? (two words: duct tape)
And he asked why sya nadamay when he’s not even part of the Buzz
I would like to extend a loving hug to Ruffa.
I viewed the tape and although I still feel I gave my comment with affection. (two words: cariño brutal)
Maybe it made her feel even worse because she’s moving in a new direction.
We had what I believed was a good working relationship in the almost 2 years we were together on the Buzz.
I can also understand why Ruffa’s mom dislikes Noynoy and my family.
Maybe because of association and our vocal proclamation of admiration for Dingdong. (why damay Dingdong when he’s not even part of the Buzz?)
And his selfless contribution to help Noy’s presidential bid.
It is with Ruffa that I enjoyed a healthy working relationship with.
And I only have good words to say about her.
To Ruffa, I sincerely apologize for causing you hurt.
My brother Noynoy would like to add that we live in a democracy.
One where we are very free to make our own choice for president.
This text came from my sister Pinky : Tomorrow is Women’s day. (why damay Women’s Month?)
And March is women’s month. Fyi, it was mom who passed laws making this possible. (why damay Cory, she’s not part of The Buzz?)
(Proclamation No. 224 and 227, both signed in March 1988).
And RA 6949 (signed April 1990 – declares March 8 as National Women’s Day. (seriously, anong kinalaman ng Women’s Day?)
We celebrate women who triumphed despite odds and need to look at ways to further improve.
That’s why I want Ruffa to have a great career ahead of her because she is a woman.
Raising two beautiful daughters, and I champion all women who triumph despite the odds.
Just like my own mom. (Mom na naman??)
Noy told me in any election, we’ll have our share of supporters and harshest critics.
And if you can’t take the heat, then politics isn’t for you.
As a woman, and as Ruffa’s mom and the lola of Lorin and Venice, I respect you Tita Anabelle. (meaning, you’re freaking scared of Anabelle)
And on behalf of our family, I apologize for the distress we caused yours. (Why damay your entire family? Leave Baby James alone!)
Hindi po ako mayabang, kaya ako nagpapakumbaba ngayon. (kasi may eleksyon)
On a last note, I promised Noy that if he does WIN, and I’m a cause of stress for him and his presidency..
I will gladly take my two boys to live anywhere there’s TFC. (can we have that notarized? wait. hindi ba kasama si James?)
So that I can continue to work but with our Overseas Filipino brothers and sisters. (I’m sure you think of them a LOT)
Of course Noy said – dinner daw yun – hindi teleserye ko. (the world is your teleserye, Kris)
I love my family and I’m so grateful to have such a supportive and grounded brother and sisters, (sic)
Who have learned to love me for what I am. (and they deserve a medal, like James and your mom)
Thank you for your time and may god bless all of us with a peaceful weekend.”
(you need a peaceful MONTH. please go on a retreat Kris. Samahan pa kita. NOT. xoxo!)

- don’t you just love Chuvaness? lolz

you just have to love gaga. at least once in your lifetime.

but oh my look at that panty…

mara: ganda ng bangs mo ate clara. kaso what's with the face? nakadisplay ka pa naman sa photoframe. clara: grrr...

i was just thinking randomly what makes a Pinoy soap opera, a Pinoy soap opera. last night, i wrote all the facts i have observed while watching Habang may buhay:

1.) if it has Judy Ann Santos on a primetime.

2.) if the lead gets separated from his/her family.

3.) Pinoy soap opera is a small world. you will never know you have already met your mom.

4.) there’s kidnapping involved.

5.) kontrabidas, regardless of how sexy and girly, know how to man a gun.

6.) goons are always panget.

7.) you will instantly know if the kontrabida has an evil scheme when she turns her back on the people.

8.) yaya knows something you don’t know.

9.) seriously, what’s wrong with being adopted?

10.) palaging may naoospital.

11.) don’t mess with your lola. either she can kick ass or she has high blood.

12.) if the lead is rich, the love interest is poor or vice versa.

13.) rich people always eat hotdogs for breakfast.

14.) kontrabidas can’t deal with their insecurities. all the time.

15.) haba ng hair ng love interest. pinag aagawan. all the time.

16.) leads can’t dress up properly.

17.) pag di nabibigyan ang gusto, magagalit kay inay.

18.) neighbors are chismosas.

19.) neighbors will make chismis even in front of you, causing a commotion.

20.) pag nalaman ni bida na mayaman pala ang totoong pamilya, pupunta ng States at englisera na pagbalik.

well that’s all i can think of, for now. if you have anything to add, just leave it as a comment!

don’t be shy…

thanks to her majesty, ganda ever so much!

i saw this on my plurk timeline this morning and i actually thought it’s funny.

manny pacquaio blowing a kiss.

lolz

to hell that girl. we have so much Krista na.

mwah!

just for fun, what do you think is the best caption for that pic?

post it on the comment section, ha?

see yah around!